Who are these goof loons?

Even right-wing Newsmax is cutting away from them in their coverage

What you are seeing on your television screens this afternoon is the best argument ever made for paying your legal bills on time and in full.  Trump’s long history with lawyers has come home and is biting him in his generously proportioned ass. He couldn’t get a single major law firm to sign on to defend him in his second impeachment. The first five lawyers he cobbled together as a B-team resigned a couple of weeks ago.  He couldn’t get attorneys any more distinguished than Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell to represent him in his lawsuits seeking to overturn the election.

And now, with his political future on the line, he brings Bruce Castor and David Schoen before the Senate of the United States in his defense.  At least they are a contrast in styles:  Castor stuck his nose so far up the asses of the Republican senators in attendance he kept forgetting what page of his speech he was on and wandered aimlessly through his remarks like he was lost in the woods without a compass.  Commenting on Schoen, someone on Facebook said it looks like Trump finally found his Roy Cohn.  Someone else compared his “style” to reading Tweets in ALL CAPS. Even Alan Dershowitz, who has finally arrived as a commentator right where he belongs on Newsmax, was nonplussed by Castor:  “There is no argument.  I have no idea what he’s doing.  I have no idea why he’s saying what he’s saying.”

Neither does anyone else.  But just watch Republicans get up and quote from both of their gibberish when the senate “debates” whether to convict Trump a few days from now.  I, for one, cannot wait.