Who is going to volunteer to be Trump's custodian of contempt citations?

Remember Christina Bobb?  She is number four of Trump’s lawyers, or maybe she was number five?  I guess she could have been the sixth lawyer -- who had to go online and google “lawyers who are willing to represent other lawyers who work for or have worked for Donald Trump” so she could somehow come up with a lawyer of her own to start the long process of building a defense for why she signed a document on June 3 of this year attesting that all of the classified documents Trump had taken with him to Mar a Lago from the White House had been returned previously or were being handed over to a representative of the Department of Justice that day.

Poor thing.  A former host on the former OAN network, and by now well on her way to becoming a former lawyer of Donald Trump as well, Ms. Bobb signed the declaration because another of Trump’s lawyers, Boris Epshteyn had called her the night before and asked her to show up at Mar a Lago along with yet another Trump lawyer, one Evan Corcoran, to meet with the lawyers for the DOJ who were there to pick up documents that were responsive to a subpoena the DOJ had served on Trump a week or so before. Bopp would later tell the FBI that she didn’t know Evan Corcoran, had never met him, and in fact was working for Trump as an adviser to Trump’s super PAC…one of them, anyway...and not on the documents case.

So, let’s review:  We’ve got Donald Trump, the man who stole the documents, all 22,000 of them it would turn out, who is also owner of Mar a Lago where all the documents stolen from the White House were kept.  We’ve got the disgusting Boris Epshteyn, who in the early days of his employment at the White House as a so-called “top aide,” was given to wearing a lapel pin on his suit marking him as a member, or an admirer, or something anyway, of a fascist Hungarian militia that worked with the Nazis during World War II.  And we’ve got Evan Corcoran, who was actually representing Trump in the matter of the stolen documents.  We’ll call Corcoran the third man, the one designated by men numbers one and two, to turn to Bobb, who had nothing whatsoever to do with the stolen documents, and hand her a piece of paper saying that she had suddenly been appointed “custodian of records” for the Trump office, and tell her to sign it. 

Bobb – we’ll call her the first woman – demanded to read the document, which as it turned out, certified that a diligent search had been done of the boxes “moved from the White House to Mar a Lago,” and that all the documents called for in the DOJ subpoena had been turned over.  Bobb, as first woman, apparently smelled something fishy, and right then and there demanded that a disclaimer be added to the official statement saying that the certification was based on information that had been given to her by others, the others being men numbers one, two, and three.