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Fat Elvis can't fill the seats playing the same old songs. People are tired of Trump and his schtick.

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And how many years is he going to blame Hillary for everything?

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Until the end of his miserable life. Unless he moves on from Crooked Hillary to Low IQ Kamala... It is never him, it is always some other force.

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If some outside force is always responsible for Trump's situation, then he is not very strong. That's the definition of weakness.

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Trump is like every other bully in the world, he only appears strong because he punches down all the time. And when he finds a stronger opponent, or gets pushback, he has to blame something else lest his carefully constructed image of strength be shattered.

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Especially ironic if he uses Low IQ Kamala—Trump is barely literate.

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He's a big thing stuck in his own amber. Ick

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It's the emails! The emails!

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Vegas Elvis!

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“ …Alina Habba, one of his gaggle of incompetent lawyers who for some reason has been speaking at all of his recent rallies….” Since his Manhattan civil fraud trial I have been convinced that Alina is auditioning to be the fourth Mrs. Felonious Trump. She has the right cheekbones for the job and wears her hair in the Fox “News” Cascade style. And here’s something that would appeal to any Mrs. Felonious IV: neither the NY State correctional system nor the federal Bureau of Prisons permit conjugal visits. All the money, none of the rutting!

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EEuuww. Thanks (NOT) for the mental image! I wonder how much I'm gonna have to drink to kill the brain cells that imagined THAT yucky little scene?

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Your last sentence here is quite amusing!

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You're assuming he can still "perform" LOL

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And she has mastered the pout.

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😂😂😂

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“Ahem … Cheekbones” 😉

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Yeah, she was constantly at his side at his appearences in NYC cases. Always pouting, always seeking the camera. I'm convinced Trump used her as distraction.. Much prettier than Todd Blanch.

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I love that quote....Lucian really knows how to turn a phrase

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I like money as much as the next person, but there isn’t enough in the world to sweeten that deal.

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Don't forget her pouty lips ;-)

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Somebody said she just had "kidney" surgery. Isn't big fakes another MAGA criterion?

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Trump won't be able to afford her-his stock is not doing well, (even when he tries to keep it going by making deals that shout "worthless!") and I'm pretty sure that he prefers his wives to be the silent type and never to talk back to him. Plus Melania would take all of the assets he still has in any divorce. Alina can try all she wants but she doesn't have a chance.

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I wonder if the big liar could make a case that Melaria hss abandoned the marriage. Do occasional mutual photo ops count? Their prenup is probably pretty detailed. Marla got shockingly little, and that was just practice.

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Yes, Trump is running very scared! I truly wonder if he will show up at the September 10 debate! If not, Kamala will be there and have the entire floor to herself explaining her platform and that's excellent! Either way Trump loses, if he shows up or not! Harris will wipe the floor with him! She will say, "I'm Speaking!" Those are my thoughts!

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I had to watch a video of an SNL clip of Maya Rudolph as Kamala. I had forgotten just how terrific Maya was

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Let’s have a Fat Elvis impersonator fill the other chair.

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If Trump is a no show, Sat Nite Live might provide a look a like. The candidate himself is more of a cartoon. His impersonator could just memorize the litany we hear again and again and again. . .

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Maybe they should do what the RNC did when Clint Eastwood talked at the RNC: just leave an empty chair next to VP Harris.

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Maybe a stuffed doll look a like?

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BabyTrumpBalloon?

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Yeah, just where IS that balloon these days? Seems like a long time since I'd seen a sighting.

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Yes! And pop for grand finale

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ABC will cancel if Felonious does not show up; they are not going to give Kamala a 90-minute solo prime-time opportunity like that.

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I should add, I worked at ABC for 17 years. Gutless to the core, they fear Felonious’s retribution.

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It IS excellent, especially since it will broadcast nationwide!

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Donald Trump is running scared because if he loses in November he is running convicted.....

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Exactly!!

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Trump is not only running scared, he's

(in the immortal words of Jackson Browne)

"Running on (running on empty)

Running on (running blind)

Running on (running into the sun)

But I'm running behind"

And he's running right into the wall of pathetic has-beens who have no other reason for their failures but to blame other people for them.

He'll be the last one to realize that he's no longer the option, but that the actual torch has been passed and it's going to a woman.

Say goodbye, Donald.

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I'm sure Jackson Browne would approve of the application of those lyrics to that vacuous traitor

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Trump may have had a point, the administration at the University would have prevented any true MAGA heads from entering with their guns!!!!

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I was thinking the same thing, like maybe the Harris supporters didn't show up with firearms?

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They have learned the hard way!

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Cry babies are never attractive. Those crawling towards 80; much, much less so.

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It’s always been about his small hands and his dick is bigger. Like a 14 year old going through puberty he can’t conceive of anyone having a bigger one than he has. It’s the psychopathic, narcissistic personality in full gear. I think it will get worse and worse for him. Mark my words. The more attention and successful Kamala is the more he is likely to have a major mental meltdown.

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A major coronary is preferred.

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He got stuck in the dick phase and will not evolve beyond.

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When he went there during the 2016 primaries, I was gobsmacked that this is what he has done to a serious American process. Childish name calling and bragging about his privates. Holy shit. Of course, Stormy's account paints a different picture

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"The worst ninety seconds of my life" is a great quote from Stormy.

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It can't happen soon enough!

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If the fact that people were literally walking out during his acceptance speech at the RNC is any indication, the show has run its course, and it's time for the producer to put up the closing notice.

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My concern is that they will still show up to vote for him

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I'm sure they still will. These are brainwashed people. Trump could say the sky is officially yellow and they would say "what shade?" Remember Jim Jones in Guyana. Those people literally took poison because he told them to do it.

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That is why I am not getting overly excited about the election yet.

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Actually they were violently coerced once people realized what was up and tried to get away.

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Perhaps but the truly brainwashed zombies were coercing the others to do what their master told them to do.

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Don’t see an emoji for someone playing hearts and flowers on the world’s smallest violin

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Wrong Substack!!

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Huh?

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Jeff Tiedrich uses that little violin.

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I don’t read Tiedrich…it still is pertinent nonetheless

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I am enjoying this.

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I'm surprised that he didn't claim that he really had more people in the place than Kamala had, just as he had more people for his inauguration than Obama did - right!

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Where's Sean Spicer when you need him, right?

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When Spicer fiercely made that assertion, I knew he had sold his soul to the orange devil.

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The Bloated Yam doesn't realize that vice presidential candidates are important when the presidential candidate is 78 and exhibiting dementia. Does anyone think The Bloated Yam can last four years?

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No…no…no! The only 4 years he should have is in his Presidential library-the loo at Merde-a-Lardo, where the reading material is the 900+page Project 2025, and a MadLibs!

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No I think he’ll be dead in the next two years. He lives on a diet of McDonald’s and Diet Coke he is overweight and is loosing his Mindy

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Well, that’s what I was hoping for Kissinger and he lived to 100! Be careful what you wish for…

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Of dementia? Perhaps in a padded cell.

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I'm losing hope that he'll end up in a cell.

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He'll be lucky to last 4 months at the rate he is declining.

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But he does have his invisible accordion! Wasn't that enough?

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Do a YouTube search on trump accordion to see a few mock-ups.

They are really a hoot!

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You can tell when the lies start to increase...he plays the air accordion more fiercely! Did you see him pump away at the NABJ interview?? Pathetic!

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Hmm. Some MAGAts are getting sick of his tired old lies? 🤔 Or their dim brains finally got it that he's planning to end the welfare they live on? 🤷🏻

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I would guess not about the entitlements. Cogent thought is not their forte. Anyhow, the whole issue of gubmint help to conservatives is a strange one. They hate it for other people but take it for themselves. Hypocrisy rules!

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Trump quibbles over empty seats but has yet to offer any real solutions to the problems he claims are wrecking the country.

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Has he ever??

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Um, no!

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