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I wish I had some champagne. I suppose Chardonnay will have to do.

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Chardonnay works just fine, as does bourbon. 👍🏻😉

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jack ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Smith ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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He da man!

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Whatever that pink stuff is, it looks delicious, enjoy it and have some more. With Robertson dead, and *Rump indicted, finally, on the same day how much better could it be. We may crack a bottle of bubbly with our humble meal of burgers tonight. Now the game of delay, delay, delay begins.

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It would hav been even better if there were obituaries for both of those worthless pieces of human garbage!

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I was thinking orange sherbet , but someone else mentioned mango.

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The ketchup will be cascading down the walls of trump’s sanctum at Mar-a-Lardo tonight…

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And coming out of and running out of his whatevers.

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Haahhaha

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I see what you did there :-) Good one !

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What sort of restraints will the judge impose on the mango moron? Release on his own recognizance? $3M bail? Ankle bracelet? Confinement to MAL? Nothing? Next Tuesday will reveal a lot about our so-called justice system.

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I hope they confiscate his passport and lockdown his jet. I think he might be a flight risk.

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I hope the stress the Dumpster is experiencing will cause acute cardiac arrest. That's the only way that human garbage is going to avoid a trial.

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Is he human? I've often wondered about that.

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My friend claims he is Satan and will never die.Dang! I hope she is wrong.

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I have friends who’ve claimed the same. It’s quite disturbing.

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Godzilla, destroying everything and everyone in his path.

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I've wondered the same. He should have died years ago from his unhealthy lifestyle, but like an overblown Energizer Battery Bunny, he just keeps going and going and going....

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And perhaps going and going and going to prison!

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I've long wondered why the stress hasn't taken him out. But console yourself. There's still time. And I predicted earlier that before he'll submit to being imprisoned he will take himself out.

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Nah, he is too much of a coward to off himself. But the passive-aggressive cheeseburger habit may do the job for him. You know, subconsciously he wants to die so he eats extremely unhealthy food.

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Is he conscious enough of possible consequences to experience stress? For sure he doesn't have a conscience that might trouble him . . .

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I dunno if he has a conscience, but he is, now, frightened. Very frightened, and feeling cornered.

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And he's done nothing over the years to develop the skills or resources to deal with situations he couldn't imagine being in. He did a terrible job of being president, but his legions of enablers got him through. Now? His legal team looks like the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

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Oh please, please be correct. Put us out of our misery.

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I don’t think so Margo, he doesn’t have the courage, that might be the decent thing to do, or not, in either case doing something decent is so far from his character, he wouldn’t have any idea where to look. I’m as amazed as you that stress hasn’t given us a break, it’s freakish, on the other hand his karma is keeping careful track, I wouldn’t trade all of the money in the world to be burdened with one second of it. The Buddhist have a description of eons that I’ll have to refresh my mind about tomorrow and then I’ll share it with you all. I’ll sleep well tonight 🙏

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I agree with Mr. Montague, Margo. The Dumpster doesn't have the courage to take himself out. And if/when he's convicted and sentenced, I still think he'll run off to some place without an extradition agreement. The day he's convicted he needs to be tossed behind bars so he isn't given the opportunity to flee.

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Dick and Stan: I take your point, but my thinking is based on his being a narcissist. I can’t imagine his ego could tolerate his being manacled, taken out of the action, and more seriously, being silenced. The phrase “Never let ‘em see you sweat” comes to mind.

I don’t think he could tolerate having his many enemies seeing him incarcerated. We will find out, though, and if he is struck by lightning next week I, for one, will rail at the sky and holler, “You are eight years late!”

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My sister said something similar. She said he. Could be on one of his golf courses wearing an ankle brace when he suddenly drops dead. Not such a horrible thought.

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He'l never die.

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I am cracking open my champagne finally!Cheers!

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Of course! Needs a cherry on top

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Looks like homemade ice cream to me! Metaphorically, that dinner has been a long time in the making.

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Strawberry? Peppermint stick without the candy chunks? Anyway, it’s perfect!

Btw, can any lawyers here school the rest of us on how long this trial is likely to take?

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*setting off foreworks!!

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Great idea! Thanks! Except with Red Flag (fire) restrictions I may not be able to until the rain comes this weekend.

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Someone needs to distribute Jack Smith tee shirts.

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I bet those Jack Smith t-shirts are being made up as we speak, and will be available on Amazon and/or Etsy by tomorrow.

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Actually, they appear to have been on Amazon since February:

https://www.amazon.com/Meet-Jack-Smith-Premium-T-Shirt/dp/B0BVPYSGYL

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YES! Black with white lettering: black & white case! He's Sooooooooo Guilty!!

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He’s my new favorite Superhero. I’ll wear the shirt.

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I want one with that picture of him in the Hague with his robes.

He looks like the man who knows right from wrong, and is prepared to dispense it.

He did just that tonight.

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Yum! I noticed TWO SCOOPS!

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Heh heh.

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We need a kitty review as well. It'd be nice to have good food and little fur babies to celebrate.

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They're serving crow on the half-shell at Mar tonight. Jack Smith is guest chef.

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Delicious!!

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It's just begging for a meltdown...!

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