If I was Merrick Garland I would respond as follows: Dear Sirs: Thank you for your letter. I have referred your correspondence to Special Prosecutor Jack Smith and have directed him to consider the issues you raised and to respond as he deems legally appropriate.
You know Dumbo did but I think Stephen Miller may have helped out. The whining is soooo obnoxious. If I was his attorney, I would definitely get cash from him before I’d send a letter like this to the AG. Then I’d high-tail it outta town.
The minute I heard this read by Lawrence O'Donnell, it was obvious that tfg dictated it. Typical simplistic wording that no lawyer would ever have composed.
A Trump lawyer, dear. A third-rater who's happy to likely go unpaid and who often takes advice from the client who insisted U Penn never release his grades.
In the words of the SNL Church Lady: "Well, isn't that special!"
So this piece of legal toilet paper acknowledges that CheetoTweeto WAS the 45th (NOT 46th) president and that Joe Biden IS the current President. Is this documentary evidence of him lying when hisself tries to claim the election was stolen?
If I was Merrick Garland I would respond as follows: Dear Sirs: Thank you for your letter. I have referred your correspondence to Special Prosecutor Jack Smith and have directed him to consider the issues you raised and to respond as he deems legally appropriate.
0r Dear Sirs: This is to alert you to the apparent theft of letterheads from your firm. One was used to send a hoax letter to this office …
Unfortunately, if you were Garland, there would likely be no response at all.
In hell they make lawyers work for Donald Trump.
Or in the Liberty University School of Law...
Or Dersh’s Harvard
Or Honest Eddie's School of Law and Ambulance Chasing.
Wasn’t that Lionel Hutz’s alma mater??
The investigators were due some comic relief. They must have had a good laugh at this.
I expected to read a PS that said, “April Fools!”
I even laughed out loud! I love a big guffaw in the morning. It gets my heart started.
You know Dumbo did but I think Stephen Miller may have helped out. The whining is soooo obnoxious. If I was his attorney, I would definitely get cash from him before I’d send a letter like this to the AG. Then I’d high-tail it outta town.
The minute I heard this read by Lawrence O'Donnell, it was obvious that tfg dictated it. Typical simplistic wording that no lawyer would ever have composed.
I heard that too and thought the same thing Judith.
What are you talking about? It’s got that arcane legal term “unfairly” right in the middle of it!
If his lawyers actually signed this, they should be disbarred!
Hang on. They might be ...
No.
lolololololol re "President"
Exactly!!
OMG! I bet those lawyers don't even know this "perfect letter" went out under their names!
Deer Principle Garlend,
Donnie sayz he didn’t steal the apple from his teechers desk. Yours truly, Mr and Mrs Trump
P.S. You should expel that sneek, Hunter!
Fantastic, thanks to all the gods and goddesses of spontaneous wit, and it's a fact: we humans can't be fooled all of the time!
Hilarious!
😝
For Christ sake. Talk about a non-legal letter ... to the AG, yet. There will be no reply.
Sometimes the best reply is a leak. ;-)
What kind of lawyer would sign his name under THAT!
A Trump lawyer, dear. A third-rater who's happy to likely go unpaid and who often takes advice from the client who insisted U Penn never release his grades.
Pathetic creature that he is. 🤣🤣🤣‼️
The gall and the audacity is mind boggling!!!
Pathetic whiner!!
Correction - not pathetic really!
Toss him the cheese!!
👨🏽🦯🤣💙💥
You couldn't pay me enough to be one of his lawyers!
He doesn't and they quit--the turnover is very high.
And the quality, which wasn't great to start with, keeps going down....
In the words of the SNL Church Lady: "Well, isn't that special!"
So this piece of legal toilet paper acknowledges that CheetoTweeto WAS the 45th (NOT 46th) president and that Joe Biden IS the current President. Is this documentary evidence of him lying when hisself tries to claim the election was stolen?