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I really want them to go all the way, as it were, with this. For sex to be legal, a married couple must begin with a prayer, thanking Jesus for the opportunity to create a child, and then they affirm the Lord with 7-to-10 minutes of missionary sex, and then they both say, "Thank you, Jesus" and go to sleep. I'd like many states to enact this "Married Sex" law before the election, so Biden can roar to a landslide victory. And then the law can be repealed.

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I believe you overestimated the minutes Jesse. I'm thinking 60 to 90 seconds, and then you have to consider all the premature ejaculators.

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🤣😂 Jesse, I guess that’s a whole new meaning of “going all the way”!

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