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Today's newsletter is great, I am wetting myself reading it! What an arrogant and stupid asshole. I guess this is what one has to do when no woman your own age will fuck you.......Sure hope his "fiancee" got paid a bundle to be his beard

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Sure hope his "fiancee" has hit the road by now. This man hates women.

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Women of legal age hate HIM.....

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And who can blame them?

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Or more likely..he's terrified of them!

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What about the young man he adopted? That was weird too.

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Adopted....yeah.....

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The 17 year old I’m sure was his niece . . .

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This is like a dream come true! Now PLEASE, loop Roger Stone into this!!!

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What we're going to hear from Trump supporters and QAnon folks is that the dreaded "deep state" is obviously framing Gaetz. Because that's how far off the deep end the GOP has gone.

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Gaetz has already started that but this is so toxic now and he's so disliked by even his own, one would have to be utterly silent standing in the middle of a remote desert to hear any support now for Gaetz, except, oh, yes, his fellow in-pedophilia friend, Gym Jordan who apparently is the only one who believes this wild extortion/innocence story from this creep.

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Welcome to the newest episode of Beavis and Butthead go to Congress where they use Daddy’s money to demonstrate the similarity between policy making and being President of the Key Club. We could write scripts for Gaetz any better that what Butthead creates with his arrogant frat brat friends.

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Could NOT write scripts....

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This was a fun read. Thanks! I haven't figured it out -yet- but it seems to me the GQP has a problematic addiction to aged frat boys, closeted freaks, spoiled rich "kids" who are either always high on something, filled to the brim with hubris, not very bright, but who seem eager to "play" on our dime and hope their daddies will bail them out. Gaetz has some other "stuff" in his past. It has been long whispered (and remains whispered due to threats of litigation) that some seriously bad "stuff" occurred when he was younger and Daddy covered it up for him. I don't know if Daddy is going to be able to buy off the feds on this one.

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They've also got this idea that rules, regs, and the Constitution are things to be flouted (while of course paying lip service to the lot of them). They're stuck in this schoolkid anti-authority mode even though they're supposedly the authorities.

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He seemed to be all about the snark during the impeachment hearings. An impudent, insolent asshole who thought the Führer would come to his rescue. It will be fun watching him dance while he's dodging the press.

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The Führer is a vengeful and spiteful god. Bad choice of role model.

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Bad choice of idol or hero

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Not a good idea to use ATMs and Apple Pay for illegal transactions. Some criminals actually want to be caught and leave clues. But these two Horn Dogs just could not think ahead!!!

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I love it how these cocky "political stars" seem to lose any intellectual capacity they once had when the cameras are rolling and they're being followed and think somehow they really are powerful and "this is just a big, fun, sex party with all the girls you could ever dream of. Let me step up to this camera-rolling ATM for my pay-to-play/lay,this chapter." Duh. This guy is now finished. Good. He was just getting worse all the time. Daddy's going to have to do a lot of wire-wearing to help this creep son of his. and hey, Dad, it won't work now.

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Hard to think straight when you’re doing Ecstasy. I’ve heard.

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Wow. Never did that stuff...!

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Me neither. Really. But I was at a bar once where apparently everyone else did.

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Did it lead to good behavior? haha...

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Well, there weren’t any hula hoops...

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That’s why we call them dickheads

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Made my morning!

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But, but, but, her emails ..... Hunker down for 24/7 outrage about Hunter Biden on Fox, if it hasn't happened already.

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Long list of alleged transgressions. As for me, the straw that broke the camel's back was the introduction of the venerated Hula Hoop into this sordid affair. Have you no shame sir?

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I, too, was bemoaning the fact that I wouldn't have DT to bitch about in my writing, either, and I forgot all about the entire Republican party, that's worth about 4 books a year with their antics. Oh, schadenfreude is delicious, but it's the second course to revenge. Served warm, though.

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You’ve put done yourself ! Matt Gaetz attracts dirt, his father goes to lengths to cover the tracks, and the world insists there’s no proof...but the stink remains and there’s always room for more in this Dirt Bag.

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Quote of the week goes to John Boehner.

[begin quote from review]

Boehner tried to "explain how to actually get things done" to new members, but a "lot of that went straight through the ears of most of them, especially the ones who didn't have brains that got in the way."

[end quote]

Boehner is referring to new Republican politicians from 2010 onward.

This short but sweet review of a Salon article about Boner’s, uh Boehner’s new book is highly entertaining and highly recommended. I’m not quoting it all here, don’t want to deprive anyone of this fun.

https://www.rawstory.com/john-boehner-fox-news/

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That article is definitely worth reading. It's an ongoing lesson to Boner, uh, Boehner and all the others who've thought they could harness crazy-fire for their own purposes. They didn't just get burned; they got incinerated.

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What a hoot. I'd missed the bit about the hula hoop. Btw, "Schadenfreude is the best Freud" would make a good T-shirt, or coffee mug, or something. It could have OMG GOP WTF on the back.

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Bumper sticker. Yes please.

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OMG GOP WTF now GQP

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This was laugh out loud funny! I haven't laughed that much in a while!!

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Can't wait for him to get nailed:

Gaetzstuffed!

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