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Apparently the entire GOP is just a giant grift machine and now we know for certain that the State of Texas is the grift capitol . All about telling the weak minded among us how smart, strong and independent they are while shaking them down for donations to fight some fake outrage. Just like those girls who come out from the backstage and mingle to get the suckers to buy more drinks.

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Texas assholes who elect asshole representatives deserve Assholery. Did you see the Vanity Fair (?) article on Ted Cruz—No Holes Barred!

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Republicans are the party of NO, as in “No change from the 1800s.“

Republicans are the party of Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott, craven self-serving pols who only care about lining their pockets, padding their resumes and making themselves look good on paper.

Republicans are the party of big business billionaires.

Republicans are the party of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is the man who let himself be used by Vladimir Putin to shake down the Ukrainian president, obstruct Congress on January 6, and much more. He is the single most corrupt president in US history, and I dare anyone to refute that statement.

Republicans are the party of racism.

Republicans are the party of sexism and misogyny.

Republicans are the party of fighting against gay and lesbian rights.

Republicans are the party of QAnon.

Republicans are the party of David Duke and the KKK.

Nine times out of 10 Republican politicians are the ones investigated and indicted for corruption.

Republicans are the party of members of Congress who oppose the people’s election of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Republicans are the party of the attack on Congress, the first time in our nation’s history that has ever happened.

Republicans are not the party of Lincoln anymore, that’s for sure.

What party affiliation would Lincoln have today? Where would he fit in?

Republicans are the party of voter suppression, because their inherent racism forces them to target non-white voters. When do you ever hear of Democratic state and county officials targeting mostly white Republican towns and districts to suppress votes?

Republicans are the party of self service over public service.

Republicans are the party of union busting, because broken unions and non-unionized work forces make it even easier for corporations to exploit their workers with impunity than they already do. Remember Wisconsin?

The Republican Party has become such a reactionary group of extremists, so radical and off-the-reservation, that Joe Biden, a center right politician, looks like Fidel Castro to them.

Donald Trump, a lifelong New York Democrat, joined the Republican Party before making his run for the presidency. Why? Why would he do that?

The best nationally known Republicans are no longer George Bush and his family, Dick Cheney (what is it about the name Dick?), John McCain, Mitt Romney, and John Boehner.

The best nationally known Republicans are now Donald Trump and his family, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene. Now you can include Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.

If the Republican Party were not turning into an extremist and terrorist organization which looks more and more like the IRA and the apartheid South African National Party of F.W. de Klerk, it would be Larry Hogan on everybody’s lips, not Rafael Edward Cruz.

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The Texas situation just emphasizes something that I think (in part, anyway) underlies the rot in the Republican Party. That, as the last 40 years have amply demonstrated, Republican economic philosophy (i.e., “supply-side”, massive deregulation) has been an utter, dismal, failure (see, for example, pretty much any chart showing income/wealth disparity, wages, etc. since 1945 — every one shows a hinge point at 1980).

Without that, they’ve got nothing. That vacuum allowed the neo-Confederates to take over. 🤔😉😊

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Pray the next Trump is as dumb as the latest issue...a smart one will be a handful.

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Cancun Cruz bumped Trump off the front pages perfectly. Then #1Moron Son accused Texas Gov. Abbot of being a Democrat.

Who said Mad Magazine was kaput?

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Bumped Rush off too. Much to my delight.

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And now ladies and gentlemen please welcome the very lovely and talented [insert name] Republican politician. Here to entertain you and bump up The Big Lie and grind out an alternative universe. For your added pleasure don’t let the beer soaked carpet or lighter wallet keep you from extolling the dear leader. After all it is the Grand Old Party!

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You nailed ‘em dead to rights with this one, Lucian…!

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I can’t get the picture of those nasty republicans in a g string. Republicans have always been this way so what can we do to turn the tables on them? My taxes have gone up but the billionaires have lower taxes. Trump literally gets away with murder but no one really cares except the Dems. They need to be hurt on their pocket and their power base. I guess racism and sexism still helps them. Drunk and frustrated.

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The only play from the Republican playbook that we Democrats should emulate is to wield power ruthlessly when we have it. The thing is, however, we are interested in the common good, unlike the Republicans.

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We have morals and they don’t.

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Best ever lead paragraph. Who needs memes when "we" have you writing for "us?"

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Didja know that, while making his speech excoriating Trump, McConnell was flashing Masonic hand signals?

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Having been to a strip club as a “tourist”, great metaphor

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I'm loving the mix of autobiography and political gutting.

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That strip club analogy is brilliant.

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The R party went down a rat hole, for me, when Bush 43 decided he would invade Iraq which cost $ Trillions, many lives and further destabilized the region. They now can decide if they are the party of Orange Man, Bigotry, Grift and Proud Boys. They have Rehab for Alcoholics. Do they have a 12 step Program for the R Party. I am done with them.

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I've been thinking for some time that the GOP needed a 12-step program. Trouble is, they can't get to the first step: acknowledging that they have a problem and their party is unmanageable.

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Might be time for you to highlight a few "ringknockers" like Pompeo and Roy Moore, Lucian.

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