Weekend update of disgusting news

Dead American bodies continued to pile up this weekend as two were killed and eight were wounded in Virginia Beach shootings during largely maskless spring break revelry. There have been no changes in America’s disgusting gun laws.

The quarter-mile-long container ship is still stuck in the Suez Canal and Egyptian officials are now waiting for the tide to rise on Monday.

Representative Park Cannon, a female Black Georgia lawmaker, was arrested and handcuffed and dragged away by state police for knocking on Georgia Governor Brian Kemp’s office door while he was signing his disgusting voter suppression bill surrounded by a gaggle of disgusting white male Georgia lawmakers.  She has been charged with felony obstruction of law enforcement.

Disgusting Mitch McConnell is still the senate minority leader and the disgusting filibuster is still the filibuster, and neither he nor any other Republican lawmakers have been charged with obstructing the certification of electoral ballots on January 6.

Tucker Carlson still has a disgusting show on Fox News and is spreading hate and bullshit.

You can still walk into a gun store anywhere in Georgia (and practically anywhere else in the country), put $899.00 on the counter and walk out with a Ruger AR-556 semiautomatic “pistol” that is in actuality a rifle and as much NATO-spec ammunition as you want.

Deborah “Shoulder Scarf” Birx has basically admitted that the deaths of 400,000 Americans could have been avoided if Trump wasn’t president and that she is afraid of the man.

In non-disgusting news, yesterday 2.1 million more Americans were vaccinated against the COVID virus, and Joe Biden is still the president and he has yet to play a game of golf.