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I appreciate your sacrifice for us! I can't bear to listen to the moron and can hardly stand to read transcripts of him.

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Ya gotta wonder, with his playboy and staying husband history, how many abortions Adjudicated Sexual Assailant Trump paid for over the years. If only a few of the women would forego the emollient portion of their NDA and come forward…. Likely what’s stopping them is not the financial factor but the “Eww, you fucked Donald Trump?” factor.

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The hostage video I am waiting for from him can never happen because they don’t allow news cameras in Federal prisons.

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Apr 8·edited Apr 9

Ripples and consequences. A tragedy for the world that the people who could've stopped his immoral, amoral activity and speech decades ago chose not to. Ukrainian and Russian soldiers and civilians are dying in war because of Trump's allegiance to Putin. Trump continues to normalize people's ignorance and worst beliefs .

I wonder if the Justices who elected Bush over Gore ever considered the people who died in Bush's war. Bush isn't even moral or patriotic enough to speak out publicly and repeatedly against Trump.

"Nevertheless, I should never have allowed the gates of the town to be opened to people who assert that there are higher considerations than those of decency."

-- J. M. Coetzee, WAITING FOR THE BARBARIANS

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Every time I hear from that piece of shit I tell him to Fuck Off, and that’s me being as polite as I can manage. I stopped watching MJ because they insist on showing dozens of pictures of him when they talk about him. The only picture I want to see of him is with his head shaved after he’s been deloused in a prison shower. Smile for the camera shit for brains. Sorry, profanity seems to attach itself to anything I write or even think about him. Merde!!!

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omg, this was hilarious (but also scary). Still, i couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for the summary, you deserve hardship pay for having to listen to this

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You're better than I am, Lucian Truscott. I cannot bear looking at that anus O mouth of his purse up to emit a toxic hail of lies and lies and lies. He's repulsive and disgusting and I have found him that all the way back to the late 70s.

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Great piece, Lucian.

Continue to be struck to what Trump. Republicans, and conservatives ommit when lecturing on abortion:

-Woman

-Family planning

-Woman

-Reproductive freedom

-Woman

-Healthcare

Anything beyond is noise from the peanut gallery.

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Oy vey, Lucian for the pain you endure for us! You should not force yourself to listen or see that pustule of a human pimple say anything live or dead. (Dead would be preferable..)

The position is a weasel one. He doesn't get anyone upset and he has no reason to take any stand on anything because he's a human slug.

He said what he believes his devoted and demented followers were looking for.

Otherwise, in Maine, we survived a blizzard to have a wonderful day for a total eclipse-I didn't see it live because it wasn't in totality where I live, but a great time was had by all the hundreds of people who trekked up to Rangeley to watch it.

I hope you saw it in totality. Fantastic spectacle, far better than watching Trump munch his way through his word salad.

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Thanks for taking one for the team. I use a combination of aspirin and Tylenol, in relays.

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I'm still waiting for his beautiful new health care plan that will save us all money, and for the actual scheduling of infrastructure month. His abortion statement can be distilled to simply "whatever people want, just vote for me." A true leader.

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Purple Heart in the mail for you, Lucian

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You have my admiration and sympathy, sir. I could not do what you do.

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Lucian! You are a giant among giants

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Many thanks for being the Designated Listener. I believe I should bake you some cookies.

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Bless you!! I couldn't do it even tied to a chair! I can't stand his effeminate, whiny voice even for a second. When a host announces a clip of him, I change the channel. I'm not surprised at his lack of position on abortion - he has no position on anything except his pathological need for attention and salvation through re-election. If we install him in the White House again, God help us. The only place he needs to be come Nov is behind bars or taking a dirt nap.

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